2 weeks of B-Skool classes and my10 point gyaan

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This is a piece that I sent to Mad Mag an insti bulletin type… very very unofficial thingie… reference are basically to us and the insti and also the subjects….
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I am sure,each one of you must have also felt the same…Here is a list of things I discovered…

1. I got to know that I can do too many tasks simultaneously in class. Reading anovel, feigning to be deeply engrossed in class (with head nods at irregularintervals of time), and completing assignments for the next lecture.

2. Insomnia has no better cure that subjects like Manufacturing Technology.

3. Eventhe loveliest subjects can be made drab and dull.(Think Adam)

4. Themost uninteresting of the subjects like HR (purely personal perception, nooffense meant) is made so interesting.

5. Networkingis the buzzword, how else will I complete the assignments(hats off to the enthupublic around us)

6. ComeFin classes, and engineers get the real feel of being midgets in the class.Commerce guys did a better job in 3 years when engineers wasted 4 years oftheir life.

7. E-learningnegates the basic purpose, the “e” part. The junta hates e, printers andphotocopiers in and around the insti having a tuff time making the e-stuff onpaper.

8. The class is happy and says Wow!!!, even when the dumbest idea(readthe most obvious) is presented as a theory pumped in with jargons.

9. We clap for anything and everything. When someone is caught dozing off, whensomeone answers, when the faculty fails cracking a PJ, whenever…..

10. Remember we were given 2 bags on the 28th of June? Guess they had a couple of books… the best use that I have found is to use the plastic bags as laundrybags.

Adios

NikhilNarayanan
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