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Factually Sleeping…

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I have a morbid fear of snoring whenever I am on the verge of slipping down to slumber. And if the lecture is Managment Technology , even the worst insomniac will be cured, I promise.

Some facts on “class”ical sleeps:

After a cat nap , your bumchum sitting in the next row, will give a look as if you have never even spoken to each other.

Watch is slower that the proverbial tortoise, second hand is unsually slow.
Eyes, practically glued to watch, during all the moments that you pretend not to sleep and start continuously nodding your head to whatver the faculty says…

Double Vision: A feeling that the faculty and his clone are taking the class.

You are most likely to be distracted and woken up when,
your neighbour answers a question(thrash him, rite)An error message in one of your classmate’s laptop.You being asked a question, and the guy at the back whispering ans to you….

Lesson: Sleeping in class in not injurious to health

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4 comments

1 nithya { 07.02.05 at 7:23 am }

u will soon learn that sleeping in class is an art. we have mastered it over the past year here at sibm-we can now sleep with our eyes open. ask ur seniors for pointers – they will be most helpful. we have some really expert sleepers in our batch. MTM is still ok, we found HR to be the best cure for insomnia.
- a senior

2 Nikhil NarayananNo Gravatar { 07.03.05 at 7:28 am }

Hey Senior
Thanks for the info….hope to c u soon…

Nikhil

3 Himasree { 07.04.05 at 10:09 am }

Jago mohan pyaare………..

4 chandu { 07.07.05 at 5:01 am }

LOL!!funny stuff man!

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