Mohali. Adding a new controversy to the already charged up India-Australia test series, Siddhartha Negi – Founder activist of MNS (Manoos Nari Sanghatan) has filed a written complaint against Australian speedster Brett Lee for blowing a kiss at Indian pacer Ishant Sharma during the third day of the 2nd test Match at Mohali. He has alleged that Brett Lee has shown complete disregard for Indian laws and culture and such an Act of obscenity should not go unpunished. He has demanded an unconditional apology from Brett Lee and went on to add that his organization will not allow any song sung by Asha Bhosle in any language to be played anywhere in the country since she had released an Album with Brett Lee a few years back.
In a peaceful protest against the visiting Australian team, MNS activists pelted stones and broke the window panes of Mauj’s Head Office, the music company which had released Brett Lee’s Debut Music Album in India. When reminded that Brett is an Australian National and Indian Laws might not apply to him, MNS Legal Head Rachita Maheshwari said, “Brett Lee has stated that Mohali is like his homeground, hence we can issue him a Ration Card from Mohali District, allow him to vote and then book him under Indian Laws”.
Brett, when contacted by our special correspondent said that his Flying Kiss was being blown out of proportion. Brett also said that Ishant was swinging both ways and that he was just trying to guard his wicket. The Indian camp has played down the incident stressing that no love has been lost between the two sides. Leading wicket-taker and cricket analyst Yogesh Chandorkar has said that, this is just another ploy by Greg Chappell to upset the Indian team. “Chappell’s strategy has backfired. He had advised the Aussies to understand Indian Culture. They have clearly misunderstood our culture and are now blowing kisses at our players” he reflected thoughtfully.
Ishant rubbished rumors that he was worried about the incident. He said that he will continue to work on his swing and he is expecting much more lateral movement as the series progresses. Analyst Neha Pathak from a Leading Investment bank was worried about the long term returns from Ishant’s endorsement deals but rock star Neha Saraf, was quite upbeat about the incident and is reportedly planning to release the Hindi Remix Version of The popular song, “I Kissed a Boy….” with Brett Lee.
Meanwhile the Australian received support from unexpected quarters. Just before the release of his book “Cover your Stump”, Leading gay rights activist and Fantasy Cricket winner Rohit Jain has written a strongly worded letter in support of Brett Lee’s right to express himself on and off the field. He quotes the Theory of Human Evolution to support his claim. “Home-Sapiens being followed by Homo-Sexuals is a natural extension in the chain of Human Evolution” he maintained. “The Prime Minister is busy signing the Nuclear Deal to light homes across the county when thousands of gays are living in utter darkness”, he added angrily.
Ritesh Jain, who is on an Indefinite Alcohol Diet in support of Gays told us that he idolizes the Union Health Minister Ambumoni Ramdoss and that article 377 of IPC is totally unconstitutional. He added that the article curbs the basic rights of the community. He is shocked at Home Minister Shivraj Patil’s attitude towards the whole issue. “Everything should start at Home” he added, leaving the interpretation open for our Faking News readers.
Critic Saurabh Naik from Young Legs Foundation blamed it on the Fab 5 in the Indian team,”There are a lot of 35+ cricketers in the Indian cricket team who, being unable to understand the New Age Style of cricket have given rise to the entire controversy” he said maintaining his earlier stand that India should dispose of its ageing stars.
Union Minister for Unacceptable Sections of the Society, Mr. Angad Kalra has said that he will set a high level committee to look into the issue. “We are also considering the possibility of Delimitation of seats for Gays to protect the secular fabric of the country” he said.
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dude,
whacked out bro
And Rohit Jain’s a leading Gay Rights Activist???? :O
Now u tell me
ROTFL…
ini ithinte peril keralathil nale oru harthalo matto nadakkanum chance undu….
hahahhaha…dude awesome….
i never knew the house in koramangla had such eminent personalities residing there…..
Bt nice insights…..havent seen better researched and detailed news article in my life….. way to go!!!!!!!
Thats too brilliant… My pity with rohit though
cooool….. enjoyed reading !!!
ROTFL!!!
Awesome hai…. Angad ko bol elections paas aa rahe hai…kursi bacha kar rakhe
I just saw the highlights of the memorable test..dont ruin it man lol
Fake News continues…
Ponting was so infuriated at Bret Lee for blowing this nemesis a kiss that he refused to give Lee the ball on the 4th day morning. Lee and Ponting had a tiff at lunch, when Hayden cooled the agile pacie down, claiming that he will level scores for his skipper. Hayden, himself in soup over a series of ducks, rubbed salt into his wounds when he got dismissed by his ‘weed’ Bhaji and was also ridiculed by Khan on way to the dressing room. When questioned about it Hayden replied “It was getting too uncomfortable out there in the middle and I thought it would be cooler and nicer in the pavilion. Afterall I’m not the one responsible for this debacle, its my captain Mr. Punter who doesnt know what he is doing”
LoL.. what were u guys drinking when u wrote this???
=)) rofl!
ROTFL… !!!!!
Hilarious! I mean, here I am, about an hour ago, when I got home, it was like aggressive pride, at India’s victory, and now.. literally gasping with laughter, and hooting!!
Awesome creativity, simply amazing!
lol! Too much! Hats off to you guys.
Loved those jabs you took at that idiot group called MNS..:D
especially the non-violent protest of pelting stones..
and this
“Brett Lee has stated that Mohali is like his homeground, hence we can issue him a Ration Card from Mohali District, allow him to vote and then book him under Indian Laws”.
thts a great website//thnks for the link
hilarious! nicely done
whats the fuss all about?
LOL!!!
>>In a peaceful protest against the visiting Australian team, MNS activists pelted stones and broke the window panes of Mauj’s Head Office<<
You are too good NN!
ROCKING ! Heard they even stoned a Chinese food stall in Mumbai which had a posted of Bruce Lee. On enquiring about the incident , Mr Negi mentioned that he has strong evidence that though they dont look too alike, he was closely related to Brett Lee
““Home-Sapiens being followed by Homo-Sexuals is a natural extension in the chain of Human Evolution” he maintained. “The Prime Minister is busy signing the Nuclear Deal to light homes across the county when thousands of gays are living in utter darkness”, he added angrily.”
ROFL.
One, One and a hlaf post saar
Good swing pal..both ways
tum log sab yede ho
@Arjun
Yes, he is into that now a days.I thought you knew.
@-xh-
Actually hartal aanu me thinks ‘coz of this
@Sahil
Kya kare yaar.You should have stayed back in Kmgla. Saala loser.Anyways thanks for visiting.
@Ram
Shreyash and I had to expose him da.
@Ahmad
Thanks dude! Keep coming, you wud not be dissapointed.
@Prats
Thanks dude.
@raghav
LOL! he he , sorry machi!
@scorpiogenius
LOL, join them maashe!
@Sumukh
Sab kuch thanks to Chivas.
@Usha
Thanks madam.
@Thomas
Thanks dey!
@Praveen
FN is good nonsense
@Vinni
Thanks da.
@gazal
cricket, na na, you wouldn’t know
@Cris
Ho, enne angu sukhipichallo! Thanks, anyways that line was roomie’s creation
@flaash
You can join scorpiogenius and contact FN.
Anyday better than me.
@Layman
Thanks dey!
@Santosh
LOL, thanks saar.
@Parul
Point taken
My presence on ur comments is not acknowledged! hmph!
@Srav
oops. Thanks.
ROFL! Too good man..maybe dhoni should think twice before stepping into mumbai..he’s from ranchi which was previously under Bihar
entharu anna…
guess u know that our pal bret lee ( how on earth did he get that last name) is mounrning after his recent divorce…but considering ishant taking the slot is preposterous!
Lol!
Guess that was Brett’s kiss-math! (ok, terrible pun, and once again, pardon my hindi sir-ji)
@Ps
This is real Ps.Promise.
@Karthik
Aliyo,thanks. he he
@maddy
Sorry that you are offended
@Chutney
That was a superb bilingual pun.
;P Lets not bring in Hindi here.
If you don’t know yet you have been tagged
Absolutely whacky stuff, buddy. Thouroughly enjoyed it.
“Brett, when contacted by our special correspondent said that his Flying Kiss was being blown out of proportion. Brett also said that Ishant was swinging both ways and that he was just trying to guard his wicket.” – lol
Keep them coming.
Cheers,
@Dhanya
Thanks undetto!
@Salil
Thanks saar.
lol . nice one!
hey.. wacky read…
i have been trying to read ur blog for a while but it refused to open from my office…
and thanks for ur comment on my blog..keep visiting…
@kidakaka
What? You read blogs at work ? :O Which company do you work for? 
Sure, will be back on whiterain 
Thanks dude.
@Iya
Thanks
Nikhil, u bet… my productivity is higher when i read intriguing blogs like urs ^_^
Hullo NN you have been tagged – I know this is prolly the 20th tag you have to do!
@Iya
@Cris I don’t know you
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